Decorated with an Ape-sploitative image of Joe's uncle paul, this 17-ounce, double-walled stainless steel water bottle is perfect for your daily outings.

It will keep your drink of choice hot or cold for hours. It also features an odor- and leak-proof cap. Throw it in your car's cup holder on your way to work, or quit your job and fill it full of Fernet Branca like Joe does.

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only (dishwasher not recommended due to vacuum seal)
• Made in China by children, of children

Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell. eeewww